GPS Systems For Men

Maps are all for sissy men, at least that is how real men see it. If you are a real man, you don't really need to be looking at a dumb map. On the other hand though, when you get lost these things do come in pretty handy.

The manliest way to carry around a map and not look like a sissy, is to carry around GPS systems. It just looks like a little palm pilot or something. When you have found out where you are, you can just slip it back into your pocket and go back to pretending to know exactly where you are.